Saturday, December 6, 2008

A nice morning blog


Okay, right off the bat I have to explain my title. "A Nice Morning Drive" is a short story by the author Richard S. Foster about a future where automobiles are illegal, and driving for pleasure is a crime. This story was adapted into the song "Red Barchetta" by Neil Peart of Rush, my favorite band, for their "Moving Pictures" album. In it, the protagonist keeps a vintage roadster in his uncle's country barn, and defies the law with a little weekend motoring. If ever a song was written to drive dangerously fast to, this is it. I loved the song so much when I was in my early twenties I named my first car, a red Pontiac J2000 hatchback, "Red Barchetta," and spent many a happy afternoon tearing through the back roads behind my house with the song pumping through the car's tape deck. In retrospect, this was a supremely stupid thing to do, and I was thoroughly lucky I wasn't killed. But it was great fun at the time, and having lived through it, I wouldn't change it for anything.

That said, if I ever catch my daughter trying something like that, I'll ground her for a year.

As an aside, Peart's "Red Barchetta" is apparently based on a real car — a Ferrari 166 MM Touring Barchetta Speciale, a 1948 example of which appears above. To give credit where credit is due, I got the photo from the Classical Drives website, but a full gallery and history can be found here at ultimatecarpage.com. I will resist the urge to talk about this particular model, lest I confirm my ignorance, but this rare little beastie is apparently Peart's "Barchetta," since the rear-projection displays when the band played this song live showed this car.

As for my own personal "Barchetta," it wasn't long before the 4-syllable name I had emblazoned on the front license plate was shortened to the more familiar "chetta." I drove her all the way through college, and wrecked her once to my shame. When my new bride and I drove off into the sunset after our wedding, it was in that car. Finally, after eight years, I was forced to trade her in on a Ford Ranger pickup truck.

I still miss her to this day.

Monday, November 17, 2008

The not-so-final frontier

I've been away from my blog for sufficiently long enough to forget what my last post was. To my horror, I returned to find the grinning face of one Bill Gates looking back at me. What's a committed Apple user doing with the face of "the enemy" on his website?

Being lazy, that's what.

Rather than post a real news item for my vast readership of four, I decided to throw up a couple of the meme quizzes I had recently indulged in. It was the blogging equivalent of junk food; quick, easy, and probably, bad for you.

The fact is, I haven't had much time to post lately, and for that I ask forgiveness. I've had no end of subjects to blog about; in fact, I almost posted a review of some of the new photos released for J.J. Abrams' new Star Trek movie about three weeks ago. And since the new trailer for that film was released today, I should probably post some impressions on this new Trek now. And while my impulse is to put it off, take some time, and give "proper preparation," I know my tendency towards procrastination makes this a bad idea. And so, without further ado...


The photo above is the new-and-improved USS Enterprise from the upcoming Star Trek movie. The image comes from the trekmovie.com website (which I highly recommend), who in turn got it from Entertainment Weekly. There's been a flurry of new information about the new movie that's come out in the past month or so, but I've treasured none more than the photo above. To me, the Enterprise herself, dinky metal-and-plastic model that she is, is one of the most important components of any new Star Trek venture. I can (and probably will) post my critique of the designs that preceded her, ranking them in order of preference. For now, let me say that while I was initially less than pleased with this latest offering, she is starting to grow on me.

What does excite me is what this new Star Trek represents. If this next generation (pun intended) succeeds at reviving the Star Trek franchise, they will have breathed life into it beyond their wildest dreams. While many of the Star Trek incarnations of the past like Next Generation have been successful in their own right, they are rather like the Star Wars prequels; fun, and part of that universe, but not quite up to the original. What is missing in any Star Trek other than the Original Series (TOS, if you want the fan lingo), is what is missing from the Prequels — characters. Specifically, Kirk, Spock, Bones, Scotty and the other members of the original Enterprise crew. More specifically, the characters as they were written and portrayed during the three seasons of the Original Series, not the six movies they were subsequently featured in. That is a debate for another time.

If Abrams & co. can sell this new crew, and make us believe they are Kirk, Spock et. al., then Star Trek will be in the same position as Dr. Who and the Bond series. The characters will be what lives on, not the actor's portrayals of them. Other actors will be able to give their own unique takes on the Kirk character, just as the various actors to fill Bond's shoes have, or the numerous good doctors. Anyone who says that there can be only one definative Kirk or Spock need look no further than Daniel Craig's Bond, or David Tennant's excellent Time Lord, to blow that theory out of the water.

As far as scripts, there are countless stories yet to be told in the Star Trek universe, as there are in Star Wars. Whether or not they will be told depends on whether the people holding the purse strings that are making those stories. Will they want to tell a good story, or will they just want to milk the cash cow until it drops dead. Personally, I'm hoping for the former — it would make me very happy indeed if, thoughout my life, there were always a new Star Trek to look forward to, just as I am enjoying the new Star Wars offerings.

As Genie said in Aladdin, "here's hoping."

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Uh...thanks, I think

Your result for The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test...

Outcast Genius

For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in all three, earning you the title of: Outcast Genius.

Outcast geniuses usually are bright enough to understand what society wants of them, and they just don't care! They are highly intelligent and passionate about the things they know are *truly* important in the world. Typically, this does not include sports, cars or make-up, but it can on occassion (and if it does then they know more than all of their friends combined in that subject).

Outcast geniuses can be very lonely, due to their being outcast from most normal groups and too smart for the room among many other types of dorks and geeks, but they can also be the types to eventually rule the world, ala Bill Gates, the prototypical Outcast Genius.

Congratulations!


Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Professional Wrestling

Love & Sexuality

America/Politics

Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

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Thursday, October 23, 2008

I don't know if it's art...

Your result for What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test...

Conscientious, Fulfilled, and Spiritual

19 Renaissance, 17 Islamic, 11 Ukiyo-e, -31 Cubist, -35 Abstract and 13 Impressionist!

The Renaissance was a cultural movement that profoundly affected European intellectual life.  Beginning in Italy, and spreading to the rest of Europe by the 16th century, its influence affected literature, philosopy, religion, art, politics, science, and all other aspects of intellectual enquiry. Renaissance artists looked at the human aspect of life in their art.  They did not reject religion but tended to look at it in it's purest form to create visions they thought depicted the ideals of religion.  Painters of this time had their own style and created works based on morality, religion, and human nature.  Many of the paintings depicted what they believed to be the corrupt nature of man.

People that like Renaissance paintings like things that are more challenging.  They tend to have a high emotional stability.  They also tend to be more concientious then average.  They have a basic understanding of human nature and therefore are not easily surprised by anything that people may do.  They enjoy life and enjoy living.  They are very aware of their own mortality but do not dwell on the end but what they are doing in the present.  They enjoy learning, but may tend to be a bit more closed minded to new ideas as they feel that the viewpoint they have has been well researched and considered.  These people are more old fashioned and not quite as progressive.  They enjoy the finer things in life like comfort, a good meal, and homelife.  They tend to be more spiritual or religious by nature.  They are open to new aesthetic experiences. 

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Monday, October 6, 2008

Good, clean fun

We (meaning my wife, daughter and I) spent some of Sunday afternoon cleaning out and refreshing the inside of my Honda wagon. I sort of accepted the "lived-in look" as the way things were, since there are a host of things I'd rather be doing on the weekend other than cleaning out my car. But it went quickly with help, and I must admit, it made the commute to work this morning much more pleasant. My noble steed is in desperate need of a good wash and wax job, and I'm looking forward to tackling that this weekend.

We had planned to see "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" this weekend, but that one somehow dropped off the radar. Instead, we managed to get two really enjoyable viewings in. For starters, the three of us watched "The Clone Wars" debut on Saturday. My daughter stayed overnight at her best friend's house Friday, when the debut was, so I brought our VCR back online. It was the first time I'd taped something in at least at year, and I'm almost surprised I remembered how.

I was definitely pleased with the first two episodes. "Ambush, " the first episode, did a nice job of highlighting Yoda, melding the playful little green frog of The Empire Strikes Back with the Jedi warlord of Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. The second, "Rising Malevolence," was especially enjoyable for the way it highlighted Plo Koon, one of my favorite "background" Jedi Council members. I think it was criminal that Plo, a fan favorite of many, including my esteemed apprentice, the Jedi Hero, was neglected throughout all three prequels, except for a short bit during the Order 66 sequence of Sith.  I'm not sure I agreed with the voice they gave him in "Clone Wars," but they got the attitude right, I think. However, I await the Hero's verdict before I give the portrayal my full endorsement.

Both episodes had a couple of "neat bits" in them, and my youngest apprentice and I both agreed that we have a new Friday night tradition — assuming she has nothing more pressing on her social calendar.

The second treat came Sunday, as I watched the movie Iron Man for the first time (minus the aforementioned padawan). What can one say about this movie other than "it rocked?" Downey was absolutely perfect as Tony Stark, and the entire affair was well done from start to finish. I look forward to Iron Man 2, and plan to acquire the 2-disc set the first film so I can immerse myself in the "making of" features I enjoy so much.

Next week, if all goes well, I should acquire the new Indiana Jones DVD, which I am embarrassed and ashamed to say I missed in its theatrical run. Naturally, you may expect a full report on that experience, as well as the new Clones episodes as they are aired. Until then, dear readers!


Saturday, September 27, 2008

Here's where the fun begins

I celebrated my 46th birthday on Wednesday, the high point of which was sitting down to watch A New Hope. I had decided that since it was my birthday, I should feel free to do something that was special, just for me, and thought a viewing of New Hope fit the bill nicely.
I couldn't have been more right. I was joined by my youngest padawan, who is beginning to see things in the movies that she missed a year ago. After, we looked through a Star Wars popup book that was a Christmas present from her and her mother. She still has much to learn, but she is growing stronger in the Force, and is taking her first steps into a larger world.

Since then, she has enthusiastically joined me as I watched the remaining Original Trilogy movies on successive nights. We also have plans to watch Episodes I and II before the premiere of The Clone Wars.  As my apprentice Veiltender is no doubt discovering, and as my other former padawans will one day learn, one of the great joys of parenthood, and of life in general, is sharing things that you love with your offspring.

Happily, it seems that there will be much more of that sort of things in the future. I interrupted our viewing of Jedi last night to watch a 30-minute preview of Clone Wars on Cartoon Network. Sure, it's for kids; what did one expect? But it looks like fun, both to my kid, and the kid in me. As a result, we are both looking forward to the debut this Friday (which will naturally be followed by a post on our reactions).

What are my expectations for the series? I do not expect it to be great, I do not expect it to live up to the lofty standards of the Original Trilogy. But I do expect it to be good, overall. If all goes well, it should be a fun little half-hour in the Star Wars galaxy, delivered fresh to my door every Friday night. Some of it will be funny, some of it will be bad, or juvenile, and some of it will simply be so-so. But overall, I am very happy at the prospect of getting to know a new Star Wars creation.

I must admit, I've had some help in nurturing my fandom. In the past few weeks, I have been listening to the podcasts on TheForce.Net once again. I once derided this podcast as being too much about collecting and conventions, and with a little too much name dropping.

To quote Obi-Wan Kenobi, "I was wrong." I fully retract that premature judgement. The people who do the Force.Net are sincere fans, who are obviously thrilled at the prospect of new Star Wars. And their excitement is starting to fuel my own.

As a result of my current fan focus, you can expect more posts on Star Wars in the coming weeks. In addition the aforementioned review of the series premiere, I plan to follow the example of my Fellow Travelers, and throw out a few lists of my own for consideration — Saga based, of course.

I expect the next few weeks to be great fun.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Old and busted; new hotness

Anybody who knows me knows that I am an iPod freak. I love the little things. The ability to carry my entire music library with me is one of the miracles of the modern age. Forget cell phones, TIVOs, and GPS navigation — iPods are the great technological breakthrough of my lifetime.

Okay, okay — maybe they're not all that. But it used to drive me nuts when I wanted to hear a song in the car, and I didn't have that cassette with me — if I'd even made a cassette of that album yet. Now, thanks to a device the size of a deck of cards, if I want to hear something I own, I can, right then, no questions asked.

Better yet, I can use the shuffle function, and let it surprise me with songs I had forgotten about, had never heard, or didn't even know I had. This becomes important for people who, like me, tend to get stuck in musical ruts. And I don't even get me started on being able to buy just one song if I don't want the whole album, or make different playlists to suit certain moods.

But, as my niece-in-law Aleatha (whose artful blog fisticuffs versus the guards still stubbornly refuses to let me link to it in my Fellow Travelers section) put so well a few posts ago, having all this power changes things. iPods can lull you into relying solely on the shuffle mode, or just buying a song here, or a song there. People don't listen to CDs anymore as entire artistic creations; instead they take pieces her and there to suit them. Worse yet, the hidden gems you might hear on a CD you bought for one song are lost to you if you bought just that song off iTunes. Musically, the iPod can discourage exploration and patience in some ways — both crucial traits for music listeners.

But, as Spock once observed, just because we can do a thing, it does not necessarily follow that we must do a thing. For that reason, I have resolved to return to my old ways of listening whenever I can. Lately, when the the mood takes me for a specific song, I try to listen to the entire album instead. When I became obsessed with the song "Possession" by Sarah McLachlan, I spent days listening to the entire Fumbling Towards Ecstasy CD, enjoying once again the process of cramming an entire new album and artist into my head. And most recently, when we had a little money in the family budget for luxuries like iTunes shopping, I used my cut (at my dear wife's subtle suggestion) to buy the 9 remaining tracks from Thomas Dolby's The Golden Age of Wireless that I lacked (I'd bought "Airwaves," one of my favorite songs, as one of my first iTunes purchases). It is, I think, a change for the better. It certainly feels more like the natural order of things.

A final note on the subject of blog upkeep and maintenance; I enjoy posting whatever media (books, film, CDs) I happen to be enjoying at the moment, as a way for my readers to know where my head is at artistically, even if I don't have time to post. When I started, I would link these lists to sites with more information about that title; amazon.com, the Internet Movie Database, etc. I plan to continue posting the list, but I'm going to stop adding the links. They're a little more work than I like, and you guys can use Google at least as well as I can...

As usual, any thoughts, agreements or disagreements are most welcome. And, as always, may the Force be with you.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

In pace requiescat, Beren

Thirty-five years ago today J.R.R. Tolkien left us. I hereby raise this virtual glass to his memory, and to the "beauties that pierce like swords, or burn like cold iron" that will be his legacy for generations yet to come. All hail!

Sunday, August 31, 2008

A promise to keep with an old friend

Sorry about the delay in getting something new up here; I actually had the beginnings of something written that would have sufficed well, if only I hadn’t tried to drag it out into another topic, and gotten irretrievably bogged down. Live and learn, as they say. Sometimes there’s nothing wrong with short and to the point, a lesson I mean to put into action immediately.


Tonight, I finally made good on my threat, and saw The Clone Wars, some two weeks after opening night. For a “real” Star Wars movie, this would be unforgivable foot-dragging, but given what this film is, I’m happy to have managed the enthusiasm to have seen it in the theater at all.


What I am about to say is not colored by any opinions other than my own. I saw the film alone (my wife wanted to see Babylon A.D., I wanted to see Clone Wars, so we decided to have an anti-date), and have scrupulously avoided reading any film reviews since coming out of the theater.


I liked it. I did not love it, but I liked it.


For me Clone Wars fulfilled the First Commandment of all Star Wars films, and yea, all action movies: Thou Shalt Be Fun. For those of you who were expecting it to be a key part of The Saga, capital T, capital S, you will be disappointed. If you want great character development and background to the Prequel characters, look elsewhere. If you want a great lightsaber duel, don’t bother — computer animated characters just don’t have the oomph that real people do in a saber duel. And if you want an intricate plot, you should definitely stay home.


But, if you just want to buy another hour and a half in that world, if you want to get a glimpse at some pretty impressive 3d animation — at least from a texturing standpoint — and if you want to watch some pretty nifty action sequences, particularly in the realm of Star Wars land battles, then by all means saddle up and go forth.


Let me elaborate on the good points briefly, in a spoiler-free kind of way. For one thing, many of the environments felt like Star Wars. There was a great attention to detail in things like lighting and texture. The environments were fairly realistic looking, and that gave it the feel of a real place. That’s one thing that I loved about Star Wars. I can practically smell the dawn air when the Falcon lands on Bespin, and a few of the landing pad sequences in the prequels were similarly evocative — not bad for something done with a blue screen set and a room full of computers, in the case of the latter, or with a masterfully-done matte painting, in the former case. Clone Wars also has that sort of attention to detail, on more than one occassion.


The animation wasn’t just evocative; it was almost artistic in a few places. Granted, what they’ve shown us in the trailers hasn’t seemed that impressive. Despite that, I found there to be an incredible attention to detail when it comes to texturing. I was counting facial pores in some of the close-ups, which I wasn’t expecting. The starships and backgrounds were spot-on; so much so they would have passed muster as live-action visuals if they’d been rendered photo-realistically. In fact, we may find out one day that much of it was taken from the database of CGI animation prepared for the Prequels, and “dumbed down” visually for this film. 


In contrast to this were the characters themselves. As realistic as the ships and skylines were, the characters looked as if they were carved wooden marionettes. It’s okay once you get used to it, and I know they were going with that style largely because they wanted to tie-in stylistically with the earlier Clone Wars cartoons. But I couldn’t get over the exquisite irony that these crudely-formed characitures were interacting with these incredibly detailed starships, backgrounds and props. In short, it was the sort of thing George is usually guilty of, times ten: give a quick once-over to the characters and story, then spend two years trying to get the backgrounds just so.


I won’t waste words on the plot, particularly since it exists in this film merely as a device to hang action sequences on. That’s okay, though, because a few of the action sequences are really cool. There’s one land battle that has a very innovative and visually exciting twist. And as someone drawn to the hardware and engineering in the Star Wars films, it’s really cool to see all of those tanks and weapons that were designed for the Prequels that we only saw for a few seconds finally getting a good workout. 


At the end of the day, nobody should expect Clone Wars to win any fan favorite polls. But it is new Star Wars — a topic I have preached on before. And it is moderately fun to watch, yea, even enjoyable. It’s purpose was to whet our appetites for the 100-episode animated series that will follow from it.


Guess what? The bait worked. When the series finally debuts, I’ll be watching.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

"I am feeling very Olympic today"

This post will be all over the place, I’m afraid. I don’t have long to post this morning, so I should just wait, I suppose. But my internal calendar seems to have selected Saturday mornings as my blogging time, since that’s when I get the strongest urge to update. And after all, who am I to argue with the voices?


First, the Olympics. Last night, my wife and I indulged in our regular Olympic ritual of celebrating the start of the Olympic Games. Typically, this involves nothing more elaborate than having a good meal, and watching the opening ceremonies. Last night was no exception. We indulged in a family tradition known as a “floor picnic,” wherein we prepare a bunch of finger food, spread out a blanket on the floor, and eat in front of the TV. Last night was special because we welcomed a new member to our Olympic Appreciation Society — our 11-year-old daughter, who found the opening ceremonies just as fascinating and wondrous as we did. Of course, this was aided by the fact that China’s opening ceremonies last night were without a doubt, the best that have ever been done. Period.


There’s a lot that I love about the Olympics. I know there are ugly bits; it is, after all, a massive sports competition, and sports can be a very nasty affair. And I know all about the doping scandals, the over-commercialization, the corruption, “… et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.” Wherever there are shiny prizes, there are men and women who will cheat to win them.

But one of the main things I love is the fact that the Games give us just a little taste of world unity. For two weeks every two years (counting both Winter and Summer games), the world gets a little bit smaller. There are few things that capture the attention of the entire planet at one time the way that the Olympic Games do. We’re a long way from the ideal of an Olympic truce, as the events in Georgia clearly demonstrate. But even a little glimpse of the nations of the world peacefully co-existing, competing, and even co-operating, is intoxicating.


I want to throw out a quick, two-sentence movie review. My wife and I saw “The Dark Knight” on Thursday. Words cannot express how excellent this film is. The late and lamented Heath Ledger will own the Joker character for a very, very long time indeed. And it definitely exceeds it most worthy parent film, “Batman Begins.” 


Okay, that was three sentences. Sorry.


By the Way, I am back to being indifferent about “The Clone Wars” release. I still plan on seeing the film, but I have very low expectations for it.


Finally, you may have noticed a few changes in the appearance of this blog. I was growing to dislike the green theme, and wanted to add some graphics. I find graphic design fun, when I have the time to indulge in it, so expect tweaks and changes for some time to come. By the way, the sunrise photo is my own, taken from a car as I travelled in Eastern Colorado.


I’m also already starting to fall out of love with the blog’s title. It doesn’t have quite the feel that I want. Also, there’s no way I can confine myself to blogging just about Star Wars. So, I’m open to suggestions on a suitable replacement.


Let me know if you agree or disagree about the Olympics, whether or not you liked “The Dark Knight,” or if you think I should drop the title in favor of a less fandom-specific one.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

A brave new world, and a somewhat flawed older one

Well, here we are two weeks later, and I’ve been pleasantly surprised at the response I’ve gotten. I don’t know if it’s a case of encouraging the new guy, but I’ve been gratified that people have actually commented. I’m starting to see how this whole blogging thing works — people leave comments on your sight, and you leave comments on theirs. Kind of like e-mail, only slower, less personal and open to lots of people.

By the way, I want to publicly thank Thora, who’s partially responsible for getting me into blogging in the first place, for listing my blog on her blog. I promise to return the favor as soon as I figure out how.


A while back, I got a free audio book copy of Star Wars: Legacy of the Force: Betrayal. Now anything that has three titles should be treated with some suspicion, and any book named Betrayal is pretty much guaranteed to be a downer. Also, I’ve done some research — Legacy of the Force is a nine-volume series, of which Betrayal is the first of the series. My guess is that Legacy was made available for free as a way to pull you into buying the other eight. Clearly, George is now employing a former crack dealer as his marketing director.


Nevertheless, a free audiobook is a free audiobook, and I do spend a lot of time in the car. I spent the weekend doing technical things with my iBook (I’m a rabid Mac junkie, by the way), trying to convert and combine the various MP3 files into a single file for my iPod (yep — total iPod geek, too. Had one before I had my Mac). I succeeded, and by this posting, have listened to about an hour and a half out of six.


To my chagrin, I haven’t had the time or desire to read much of anything lately. So I suppose there’s some little bit of embarrassment that the first thing I pick up in months is a Star Wars novel. After all, when you have a limited time to read, you should make your time count. There are limitless volumes from the wellsprings of human wisdom that should be occupying my attention. Instead, I pick up a space opera pastiche.


But at the same time, I am a firm believer that while expanding your tastes is a noble goal, you should also not turn your back on that which is merely fun. And, at the moment, Star Wars is very fun for me. I only wish Star Wars fiction were of a better quality.


The book I’m “reading” now is deep in the established canon of the Star Wars Expanded Universe. Now, I don’t care for the EU canon, and never have. I know that Timothy Zahn’s novels, which are the cornerstone of the EU, have Clone Army-sized legions of fans, and reports I’ve read have said he is a terribly nice man; a very good thing in my book. But that does not alter the fact that I dislike his creation intensely, and rue the fact that it has come to dominate the EU.


There are, to my knowledge, few if any EU novels that don’t have Zahn’s fingerprints on them, and Betrayal is no exception. I intensely dislike the character of Mara Jade, yet she is Luke’s wife. I am indifferent to the Solo children, and to Luke and Mara’s own progeny, yet the Legacy series seems to largely be about them. As a side note, Leia is still protected by the Noghri bodyguards, another of Zahn’s creations, although they play little part in the story so far.


In fact, I have recently learned that Zahn had originally conceived the Noghri as the Sith race, and Vader’s breath mask was to be a stylized representation of the Noghri’s general facial features. Thankfully, Lucas had more in mind for the Sith than this, and shut the idea down cold.


This lamentable tendency among some of the early EU authors to try and carve off huge slices of the film’s canon to serve their own creations is one symptom of what I dislike the most about the Star Wars EU novels — many have an overly exaggerated opinion of their own importance. For instance, I realize that, dramatically, a great hero requires a great villain, and that a new ancillary character needs to at least be on a par with our heros for them. But I was never able to make myself that Prince Xizor, painted as one of the most powerful men in the galaxy, was anywhere near in the same class as his supposed rival, Vader; or that Zahn’s Grand Admiral Thrawn was remotely as nigh-omniscient as his creator made him out to be. And I resented the way that Steve Perry kept inventing ways to make Dash Rendar vitally important to the established Star Wars characters in Shadows of the Empire.


I could go on about my objections to the EUs, but it would quickly become as tiresome as I find some criticisms of the prequel trilogies. The fact is that millions of fans love the EU books. While I am not one of them, you shouldn’t lightly slam someone else’s tastes.


There seems to be a growing tendency among Star Wars fans to complain about any new story in our chosen universe, even when it comes from Lucas himself. I unabashedly plead guilty to that. Sturgeon’s law, created (or at least popularized) by science fiction writer Theodore Sturgeon, holds that “ninety percent of everything is crap.” While I think that’s an overly harsh exaggeration, it makes the point that not everything can or should be expected to be at the same level as the best of its breed.


That sounds like a rationalization, and probably, it is. The bottom line is that I’d rather enjoy Star Wars than not enjoy it. By the same token, I'd rather enjoy life than not enjoy it. My natural tendency is to pick something apart until I reach the point where I wondered what I ever saw in it in the first place. There comes a time when you have to overlook the flaws, glaring as some may be, and try to find the good things. This holds true for movies, music, books, painting, sculpture, dance, television shows, and most especially, people. 

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Well, that was fast

I hadn’t even put up the last post when I got an e-mail from starwars.com urging me to check out the complete new look for the Official Site. Sure enough, the collecting stuff has been de-emphasized, and the site is back to giving you things to read and look at. In short, it no longer looks like an online catalog of Star War kitsch.


Now, I’d love to take credit for showing George the error of his ways, but since the new site went live before my last post even left my computer, I can only assume the collective non-traffic of my fellow fans to the existing website caused the change.


Of course, I’ve seen George fix websites that I thought were perfectly fine, so maybe this is just a case of him fixing something whether he thinks it is broken or not. You know how much he loves to tinker.


So what's the consensus? Does anybody like the new site?

Returning to the faith

Okay, now that the preliminaries are out of the way, let’s get down to business. 


As most of you know, I am a first-generation Star Wars fan. I was privileged to be alive when the original movie hit the theaters in 1977, and I was one of the many that continued to live inside the movie in the months afterward. I practically wore grooves through the soundtrack to the original LP, eagerly consumed “Splinter of the Mind’s Eye,” one of the first Star Wars novels (if not the first), started (but never finished) my own scripts for what was then known as “Star Wars 2.”


I mention this just to illustrate to any wayfaring strangers that my obsession goes back a ways. And like any meaningful relationship, there are periods of disillusion and wonderment, dissatisfaction and pure joy. So it is with me and the Yoda of Modesto, one G. Lucas.


No, I don’t hate George for the unforgivable sins of the prequel trilogy. I don’t hate the virtual air Jar-Jar breathes, am not scarred for life from the admittedly stilted love scenes between Anakin and Padmé, and don’t begrudge any of the other faults others have with the trilogy. For my part, I was glad to get three new Star Wars movies. I enjoyed all six viewings of The Phantom Menace immensely, like a good deal of Attack of the Clones while acknowledging its imperfections, and rank Revenge of the Sith among the top three of the saga.


I’m even willing to forgive George’s attempts at revisionist history with the Special Editions, although I am loathe to understand his reluctance to release quality versions of his original films. Still, as my nephew Avram has shown me, there is a substantial difference in feel from the original and SE versions. George can be extremely stubborn, and it's just possible he thinks that by giving the original films the treatment they deserve, he would be admitting he was wrong to do what he did to them — something he's not really good at admitting, in my experience.


No, my main objection to George is the way he’s reduced his outreach to his fans to simply fleecing their pockets. I understand he’s a businessman, and I understand there are scores of Star Wars collectors with plenty of disposable income and a need to follow in Steve Sansweet’s footsteps.


In the last few years, I’ve watched Star Wars fandom go over to the dark side of Star Wars collecting. The Force.net, which used to be one of the best fan sites on the Internet, is now almost entirely dominated by collector’s news; exactly when Hasbro is coming out with what limited edition 4½-inch figure, and what stores are expected to get them — that sort of thing. The President of the Official Fan Club (a fan-elected post) was won by a member of Rebelscum.com — the same collector’s site that seems to more-or-less run The Force.net now. The site’s podcast, when I last listened to it a couple years ago, was recorded by two members of Rebelscum, and as such, was biased heavily toward collecting news — nearly an hour of it, as I remember. Most of the e-mails I got from Starwars.com and website updates seemed geared toward getting me to buy stuff. After a disagreement with the Official Fan Club over the number of issues of Star Wars Insider they owed me, I wandered away from the faith.


Enter “The Clone Wars,” the two hour “movie” based on the first few episodes of a planned television series. I had been supremely cynical of the animated series, and am not a huge fan of the Clone Wars period. Even though it’s chocked full ‘o Jedi, which is a good thing in my book, I’m more of a fan of the rebellion period. I’m genuinely intrigues by the possibilities of the new live action series, but am not happy about a 3d cartoon being labeled as a Star Wars “movie.”


Not that it seems to matter what I think, since I don’t seem to have any free will at all when it comes to Star Wars.


Apparently, there’s some hidden switch in me that George can manipulate at will whenever a new Star Wars movie is coming out. When I first learned that “Clone Wars” was being released as a full-length movie, I said emphatically that I wasn’t going. Two months ago I told myself that I might go after a week or so, but I wasn’t going to make any special plans or anything.


Today I admitted to myself that I was going to go as soon as I could; opening night, if possible.


My wife, as usual, knew the truth all along.


“Like there was every any doubt,” she said “Please! You knew you were going to cave like wet tissu...sorry.”


Since then, I’ve watched “A New Hope” all the way through, and am watching the Echo Base scenes from “Empire” as I type this. I am proud to say that my daughter asked for “New Hope” rather than “Phantom Menace,” and wanted the original versions over the Special Editions. She is still young for a padawan, but apparently, I’ve trained her well.


And what woke up my enthusiasm? I think for Star Wars fandom, or any fandom for that matter, to be an active, vital thing, it needs to have the hope of new stories to feed it. At least, that is the way it is for me. Either that, or George really does have an “on” switch installed on me somewhere…


So what’s the verdict? Is anybody else reading this going to “Clone Wars?” If so, drop me a line and let me know.


Until next time, may the Force be with you all.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Welcome

After much procrastination, and pointless internal debate, I have decided to stick a virtual toe into the silicon-based ocean of the Internet. And you, foolish mortals, have apparently joined me to offer moral support. Bless you all, but I must warn you, it’s probably a bad idea to encourage me to pontificate.


I tend to talk like that when I’m nervous. Forgive me.


Actually, I’m guessing that most of you will know me as either a friend, family member, or both. That’s really why I’m starting this blog. I don’t have an important message that I must tell mankind about (unless you count Christianity, and you all probably already know about that one). There will be no virtual 95 Theses here, I’m afraid. But if you want to hear me warm to topics that are dear to my heart, can put up with the occasional rant (I’ll try to keep it down to once a month), and don’t mind if I do most of the talking, then I would be glad of your company.


So what’s in the name? I had initially intended to call this blog Gone Native, given my history of being an outsider that eventually became adopted by the tribe he observes. Primarily, this encompasses the American South and my aforementioned Christian faith, but there are other areas applicable as well. I thought about it, and even got as far as writing the first draft of the “Welcome to my Blog” post using that title. But I vapor-locked when I came to choosing where to host the thing, and sort of lost my way for a time. 


Sometime last week, the drive to actually start the thing started nibbling at my consciousness again, and I decided last night to get on with it.


So what to call it? Gone Native was taken on Blogger. I had long been mulling over the idea of starting a monthly newsletter on Star Wars topics for my nephews (like me, all rabid Star Wars fans), called The Padawan Post. That name was free on Blogger, but more research showed it already in use by the galactic-voyage.com website. I'd never heard of the site before, so I don't think it was unintentional plagiarism on my part. In any case, they seem to have had it first. Great minds think alike, I suppose.


My wife suggested using The Padawan Pause instead. The more I thought about it, the more it grew on me. I admire the Buddhist and Christian traditions of valuing silence, so the connotation of pausing for a moment to listen, or to reflect, appealed to me. As for the Padawan part, they are students — seekers. I pray I will always remember that I, too, am a student.


And finally, my nephews and I have formed our own personal order of Jedi, and I hope this blog will help us to communicate about our common interest in Star Wars. And so,  it is an altogether fitting name.


At least until tomorrow, when I change my mind…


Stay well, gentle readers. There’s more to come.